You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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