so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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