just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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