But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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