elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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