please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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