What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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