talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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