So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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