In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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