that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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