Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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