College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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