How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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