operation harelip BJ is a go
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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