Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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