they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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