her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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