Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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