you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
