Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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