the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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