If i come over, it means nothing
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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