Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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