Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
