K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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