just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
