I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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