Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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