those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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