marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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