so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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