Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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