i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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