no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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