YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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