Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
