marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
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