I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
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