Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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