is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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