The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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