You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
You can make out without kissing
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