Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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