Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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