Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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