I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
