Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
So much Jack, so little girl.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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