great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Randomize
