brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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