What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Randomize
