She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
