You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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