TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Holy shit dude........stairs
Randomize
